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She lay back quite contended Sighed and gave a smile She said "I'm glad I came now You made it worth my while." Now if you read this carefully The dentist you will find Is not what you imagined It's just your dirty mind!! Don't over-squeeze or bruise them, And give them monthly tests.© Funny Sexy Poems Slowly across the desert sand Trekked the dusty caravan. The time came, when I needed more A mamagram was needed Speaking of which, in the machine My boobs were very kneaded"Take a deep breath" I was told,"Excuse me, you surely jest?!?
Funny Sexy poems follow but they are not in a format to suit Valentines Day, except perhaps for this next onemay i feel said he(i'll squeal said shejust once said he)it's fun said she(may i touch said hehow much said shea lot said he)why not said she(let's go said henot too far said shewhat's too far said hewhere you are said she)may i stay said he(which way said shelike this said heif you kiss said shemay i move said heis it love said she)if you're willing said he(but you're killing said shebut it's life said he I'm (not) your wife said shenow said he)ow said she(tiptop said hedon't stop said sheoh no said he)go slow said she(cccome? said he(you are Mine said she)Be Mine Be My Valentine I have slightly altered that poem by e.e. As it is now, it's a nice sexy poem for Valentines or a birthday or a love poem even to your wife if you change slightly the line that mentions wife© Funny Sexy Poems© I Wanted Her As she squatted down to pat a dog I got some randy thoughts Crouched down her rounded buttocks Put a strain upon her shorts And I wanted her When she stood up she threw back The hair from her face The sunlight caught the blonde strands My heart began to race And I so wanted her She reached behind to tie back her hair And her breasts looked round and pert Pushed up tightly, as they were Against her see through linen shirt And I really wanted her Seeing me looking, she smiled coyly That’s when I had my wicked way Right there and then in our garden We’re (married)(engaged)(a couple), so that’s OK© Mega bites was what my girlfriend did And gig was a show at night A ram was a randy man or goat, Windows just let in the light An application was for employment A programme was a TV show A curser used profanity And a keyboard, a pian...o Memory was something you lost with age A disc was rock or blues And if you had a 3 inch floppy You'd be peeing on your shoes.
As a trailer, here's examples of what can be found elsewhere From Husband Birthday Verses Page I love you oh so very much Totally, completely From the very top of my head To the bottom of my feetly And another part really loves you If you know what I mean!