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She lay back quite contended Sighed and gave a smile She said "I'm glad I came now You made it worth my while." Now if you read this carefully The dentist you will find Is not what you imagined It's just your dirty mind!! Don't over-squeeze or bruise them, And give them monthly tests.© Funny Sexy Poems Slowly across the desert sand Trekked the dusty caravan. The time came, when I needed more A mamagram was needed Speaking of which, in the machine My boobs were very kneaded"Take a deep breath" I was told,"Excuse me, you surely jest?!?

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As a trailer, here's examples of what can be found elsewhere From Husband Birthday Verses Page I love you oh so very much Totally, completely From the very top of my head To the bottom of my feetly And another part really loves you If you know what I mean!